1 00:00:02,919 --> 00:00:03,628 ♪♪ 2 00:00:03,712 --> 00:00:04,838 [ Voice over ] HEY, I'M SADIE. 3 00:00:04,879 --> 00:00:07,340 MY LIFE IS FILLED WITH ALL KINDS OF WEIRD CREATURES 4 00:00:07,382 --> 00:00:10,343 FROM BEST FRIENDS TO IMPULSIVE BROTHERS. 5 00:00:10,385 --> 00:00:11,803 SOMEHOW WE ALL FIT TOGETHER, 6 00:00:11,886 --> 00:00:13,054 NATURALLY. 7 00:00:14,806 --> 00:00:17,267 ♪ IF I COULD CHOOSE A WORLD FOR ME ♪ 8 00:00:17,350 --> 00:00:19,811 ♪ IT'D BE OPEN, BIG AND FREE ♪ 9 00:00:19,894 --> 00:00:22,230 ♪ I'D PICK A PLACE NOT LIKE THE REST ♪ 10 00:00:22,313 --> 00:00:23,606 ♪ NOT LIKE THE REST ♪ 11 00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:25,775 ♪ IT'D BE BEST ♪ ♪ MY WORLD ♪ 12 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:28,445 ♪ MY SPACE, MY FRIENDS ♪ 13 00:00:28,528 --> 00:00:31,614 ♪ I RUN TO YOU WHEN NO ONE'S THERE ♪ 14 00:00:31,698 --> 00:00:35,201 ♪ NO ONE'S THERE ♪ ♪ AND OTHERS STARE ♪ 15 00:00:35,243 --> 00:00:38,455 ♪ AND THERE WE'LL BE ♪ 16 00:00:38,538 --> 00:00:42,042 ♪ NATURALLY ♪ 17 00:00:45,420 --> 00:00:47,297 Sadie: [ Voice over ] YOU ALWAYS HEAR THAT CRIME DOESN'T PAY. 18 00:00:47,380 --> 00:00:48,673 IF THAT'S THE CASE, 19 00:00:48,757 --> 00:00:51,426 WHY DO SO MANY PEOPLE TAKE IT UP? 20 00:00:51,509 --> 00:00:53,094 WE'VE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR 15 MINUTES 21 00:00:53,178 --> 00:00:55,263 AND WE COULD BE HERE A LOT LONGER. 22 00:00:55,346 --> 00:00:57,057 I CAN DO THIS ALL DAY. 23 00:00:58,266 --> 00:00:59,517 OKAY, I LIED. 24 00:00:59,601 --> 00:01:00,518 I CAN'T DO THIS ALL DAY. 25 00:01:00,602 --> 00:01:01,519 I'M LATE FOR AN APPOINTMENT, 26 00:01:01,603 --> 00:01:02,687 SO START TALKING. 27 00:01:02,771 --> 00:01:03,730 COME ON, HAWTHORNE. 28 00:01:03,813 --> 00:01:04,731 JUST ADMIT IT, ALREADY. 29 00:01:04,773 --> 00:01:05,523 ME? 30 00:01:05,607 --> 00:01:06,733 DO I SEEM LIKE THE KIND OF PERSON 31 00:01:06,775 --> 00:01:07,567 WHO'D FORGET TO CLOSE A CAGE? 32 00:01:07,650 --> 00:01:09,694 UH, NO, YOU SEEM LIKE THE KIND OF PERSON 33 00:01:09,778 --> 00:01:11,446 WHO WOULD LEAVE IT OPEN ON PURPOSE. 34 00:01:11,529 --> 00:01:14,199 WELL, WHOEVER DID IT, 35 00:01:14,282 --> 00:01:15,408 WE HAD SOME UNINVITED GUESTS 36 00:01:15,450 --> 00:01:17,202 AT LAST NIGHT'S POKER... 37 00:01:17,285 --> 00:01:18,661 FACULTY MEETING. 38 00:01:18,745 --> 00:01:20,580 I JUMPED RIGHT INTO MR. KLIMCHUK'S ARMS. 39 00:01:20,622 --> 00:01:22,081 NOW HE THINKS I'M INTO HIM... 40 00:01:22,165 --> 00:01:23,625 [ Nervous laugh ] WHICH I AM NOT. 41 00:01:25,293 --> 00:01:26,586 WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELVES? 42 00:01:26,628 --> 00:01:29,339 GUYS LIKE IT WHEN A WOMAN MAKES THEM FEEL NEEDED. 43 00:01:29,422 --> 00:01:30,381 I THINK SHE'S TALKING ABOUT THE LAB MICE, 44 00:01:30,465 --> 00:01:31,925 THE LAB MICE YOU LET GO. 45 00:01:31,966 --> 00:01:33,426 NO WAY. 46 00:01:33,510 --> 00:01:34,719 IF I TAKE THE FALL FOR HAWTHORNE, 47 00:01:34,803 --> 00:01:36,304 THE CRIMINAL GOES FREE. 48 00:01:36,387 --> 00:01:38,264 YOU'RE SO GUILTY THAT GUILTY PEOPLE LOOK AT YOU 49 00:01:38,306 --> 00:01:40,600 AND SAY, "WOW, SHE SURE IS GUILTY". 50 00:01:40,642 --> 00:01:43,186 AND HOW WOULD YOU KNOW WHAT A GUILTY PERSON SAYS? 51 00:01:43,269 --> 00:01:44,187 OH, YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. 52 00:01:44,270 --> 00:01:45,188 BECAUSE YOU'RE... 53 00:01:46,648 --> 00:01:48,525 THE ONLY WAY TO SOLVE THIS 54 00:01:48,608 --> 00:01:51,111 IS TO HAVE A MOCK TRIAL. 55 00:01:52,195 --> 00:01:53,613 I WELCOME A TRIAL. 56 00:01:53,696 --> 00:01:54,781 ONCE THE EVIDENCE IS HEARD, 57 00:01:54,823 --> 00:01:57,325 THERE'S NO WAY I COULD EVER BE CONVICTED. 58 00:01:58,535 --> 00:01:59,536 COULD I? 59 00:02:01,204 --> 00:02:01,913 BOO-YAH! 60 00:02:01,996 --> 00:02:04,374 MANNSIE STRIKES AGAIN. 61 00:02:04,457 --> 00:02:06,709 A TRIAL IS FINE WITH ME. 62 00:02:06,793 --> 00:02:08,461 I'M INNOCENT. 63 00:02:08,545 --> 00:02:09,420 BRING IT. 64 00:02:09,504 --> 00:02:13,550 [ ♪♪♪ ] 65 00:02:13,633 --> 00:02:15,760 THIS IS THE WORST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED. 66 00:02:15,844 --> 00:02:17,804 NO WAY, I'VE GOT YOU BEAT ON THIS ONE. 67 00:02:17,887 --> 00:02:18,888 I LOST MY SKETCHBOOK. 68 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:20,473 MY LIFE IS OVER. 69 00:02:20,515 --> 00:02:21,808 OH, MAN. THAT'S HORRIBLE. 70 00:02:21,850 --> 00:02:22,892 TELL ME ABOUT IT. 71 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:25,186 WELL, YOU HAD EVERY DRESS YOU EVER DESIGNED IN THERE. 72 00:02:25,270 --> 00:02:26,521 AND I'VE GOT THAT HUGE DEADLINE 73 00:02:26,604 --> 00:02:28,565 FOR MY FASHION INTERNSHIP WITH MITZI MONROE. 74 00:02:28,648 --> 00:02:29,482 WITHOUT THOSE SKETCHES, 75 00:02:29,566 --> 00:02:30,733 YOU CAN KISS YOUR INTERNSHIP GOODBYE. 76 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:31,818 THANKS, SADIE. 77 00:02:31,901 --> 00:02:35,446 YOU SURE HAVE A WAY OF MAKING PEOPLE FEEL BETTER. 78 00:02:35,530 --> 00:02:36,489 WHAT'S YOUR TERRIBLE NEWS? 79 00:02:36,573 --> 00:02:38,825 THE SCIENCE LAB MICE ARE MISSING. 80 00:02:38,867 --> 00:02:39,659 THAT'S IT? 81 00:02:39,742 --> 00:02:41,452 MY LIFE IS OVER AND YOU'RE WHINING ABOUT 82 00:02:41,536 --> 00:02:42,912 THOSE STINKY LITTLE POOP FACTORIES? 83 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:43,872 THIS IS HUGE! 84 00:02:43,955 --> 00:02:44,873 WITHOUT A GOOD LAWYER, 85 00:02:44,956 --> 00:02:47,000 I CAN KISS MY FREEDOM GOODBYE. 86 00:02:47,041 --> 00:02:48,751 OKAY, SAY THAT AGAIN. 87 00:02:48,835 --> 00:02:50,753 AND THIS TIME HAVE IT MAKE SENSE. 88 00:02:50,837 --> 00:02:53,298 MS. MANN IS MAKING ME STAND TRIAL AGAINST ARDEN 89 00:02:53,381 --> 00:02:55,258 TO FIGURE OUT WHO LET THE LAB MICE OUT OF THEIR CAGES. 90 00:02:55,341 --> 00:02:56,593 OH, WELL THAT'S EASY. 91 00:02:56,676 --> 00:02:57,552 IT HAD TO BE YOU, RIGHT? 92 00:02:57,635 --> 00:02:58,803 YOU LOVE THOSE MICE. 93 00:02:58,887 --> 00:03:00,847 MAN, WE ARE REALLY DOING A HORRIBLE JOB 94 00:03:00,930 --> 00:03:02,307 AT CHEERING EACH OTHER UP. 95 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:05,518 DO I REALLY SOUND GUILTY? 96 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:06,603 A LITTLE BIT, YEAH. 97 00:03:06,686 --> 00:03:07,937 I'M INNOCENT! 98 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:09,647 OBVIOUSLY, I NEED A PERSON TO REPRESENT ME 99 00:03:09,731 --> 00:03:11,608 WHO KNOWS THE STRENGTH OF MY CHARACTER 100 00:03:11,691 --> 00:03:13,526 AND THE SNEAKINESS OF ARDEN'S. 101 00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:15,695 WELL, THAT'S EVERYONE WE KNOW. 102 00:03:15,737 --> 00:03:18,656 AND YET I'VE GOT IT NARROWED DOWN TO JUST THE ONE PERSON. 103 00:03:18,740 --> 00:03:25,538 [ ♪♪♪ ] 104 00:03:25,580 --> 00:03:26,539 HEY, BEN. 105 00:03:26,581 --> 00:03:27,415 HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO TEST 106 00:03:27,498 --> 00:03:28,958 YOUR INTELLECT, PATIENCE AND VERBAL SKILL? 107 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:30,210 DIDN'T WE ALREADY TRY DATING? 108 00:03:30,293 --> 00:03:31,377 Rain: OH, SNAP! 109 00:03:31,461 --> 00:03:34,297 I MEAN... NOT COOL. 110 00:03:34,380 --> 00:03:36,424 THAT QUICK WIT WOULD MAKE YOU A GREAT LAWYER 111 00:03:36,507 --> 00:03:37,425 IN MY TRIAL AGAINST ARDEN. 112 00:03:37,508 --> 00:03:38,968 HEY, I HEARD ABOUT THAT. 113 00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:41,387 BEING A COURT REPORTER HAS ALWAYS BEEN A DREAM. 114 00:03:41,429 --> 00:03:43,264 MOCK TRIALS DON'T HAVE COURT REPORTERS, RAIN. 115 00:03:44,098 --> 00:03:45,475 OH YEAH? WELL... 116 00:03:45,558 --> 00:03:47,685 WELL, MS. MANN IS GOING TO GET AN EARFUL... 117 00:03:47,769 --> 00:03:48,811 OF BEGGING. 118 00:03:48,895 --> 00:03:50,563 NOBODY IS GOING TO CRUSH THIS DREAM. 119 00:03:52,106 --> 00:03:53,691 NOBODY. 120 00:03:53,775 --> 00:03:55,276 SO, WHY DO YOU WANT ME FOR THIS? 121 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:56,402 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT ARDEN'S LIKE. 122 00:03:56,444 --> 00:03:58,696 THIS IS A CHANCE TO EXPOSE HER FOR WHO SHE REALLY IS. 123 00:03:58,780 --> 00:03:59,989 YEAH, YOU SEE, I'M NOT REALLY 124 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:02,450 AN "EXPOSE PEOPLE FOR WHO THEY REALLY ARE" TYPE OF GUY. 125 00:04:02,533 --> 00:04:03,910 NOW, IF YOU WANT A "FALLS ASLEEP 126 00:04:03,993 --> 00:04:05,036 DURING INSTRUCTIONAL VIDEOS" GUY, 127 00:04:05,119 --> 00:04:06,329 THEN COME TO ME. 128 00:04:08,539 --> 00:04:09,916 OKAY, LOOK, RATHER THAN BLAMING ARDEN, 129 00:04:09,958 --> 00:04:11,626 YOU MAY WANT TO FOCUS ON PROVING YOUR INNOCENCE. 130 00:04:11,709 --> 00:04:12,460 SEE THAT? 131 00:04:12,543 --> 00:04:13,753 YOU'RE ALREADY GIVING ME LEGAL ADVICE. 132 00:04:13,836 --> 00:04:15,713 OKAY, FINE. 133 00:04:15,797 --> 00:04:17,507 I GUESS A CLOSER LOOK INTO THE LEGAL SYSTEM COULDN'T HURT. 134 00:04:17,590 --> 00:04:18,508 GREAT. 135 00:04:18,591 --> 00:04:19,467 WATCH OUT, ARDEN. 136 00:04:19,550 --> 00:04:21,427 YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET CRUSHED... 137 00:04:21,469 --> 00:04:22,553 [ Clearing of throat ] 138 00:04:23,805 --> 00:04:25,431 AS LEGALLY AS POSSIBLE, I MEAN. 139 00:04:25,515 --> 00:04:30,770 [ ♪♪♪ ] 140 00:04:30,812 --> 00:04:32,063 MARGARET! 141 00:04:32,146 --> 00:04:34,607 MARGARET, I'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU. 142 00:04:34,649 --> 00:04:36,442 WELL, YOU FOUND ME. WHAT'S UP? 143 00:04:36,526 --> 00:04:37,610 JUST THIS? 144 00:04:40,363 --> 00:04:41,739 MY SKETCHES! 145 00:04:41,823 --> 00:04:43,741 DO YOU KNOW WHAT A LIFESAVER YOU ARE? 146 00:04:43,825 --> 00:04:44,784 I-I'LL DO ANYTHING YOU ASK. 147 00:04:44,826 --> 00:04:45,785 ANYTHING. 148 00:04:45,868 --> 00:04:47,704 ALL I REALLY NEED IS A DRINK OF WATER. 149 00:04:50,081 --> 00:04:52,083 DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE JUST GIVEN ME? 150 00:04:52,166 --> 00:04:54,043 THESE SKETCHES ARE MY LIFE. 151 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:57,380 YOU HAVE TO ASK FOR SOMETHING MORE THAN JUST A GLASS OF WATER. 152 00:04:58,423 --> 00:05:00,466 OKAY, THEN. 153 00:05:00,508 --> 00:05:03,803 I WANT A ONE-OF-A-KIND, TAILORED TO MY FIGURE, 154 00:05:03,886 --> 00:05:06,723 BROWNING-LEVESQUE ORIGINAL DESIGN, MADE JUST FOR ME. 155 00:05:06,806 --> 00:05:09,642 [ ♪♪♪ ] 156 00:05:09,684 --> 00:05:11,644 I... I MEANT... FRIES OR SOMETHING. 157 00:05:11,728 --> 00:05:13,354 ♪ YOU GO, GIRL ♪ 158 00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:17,817 [ ♪♪♪ ] 159 00:05:17,859 --> 00:05:18,818 TAKE IT EASY. 160 00:05:18,901 --> 00:05:20,486 YOU MAY GET SOME IN YOUR MOUTH. 161 00:05:20,528 --> 00:05:22,989 WELL, THIS CEREAL'S USELESS, OKAY? 162 00:05:23,072 --> 00:05:24,657 THIS IS WHAT I'M AFTER. 163 00:05:24,741 --> 00:05:26,617 COLLECT ALL FIVE ROCK 'N' ROLL PENDANTS. 164 00:05:26,701 --> 00:05:29,370 FOUR MORE TO GO AND I'M ON EASY STREET. 165 00:05:29,454 --> 00:05:31,497 AND HOW EXACTLY WILL PENDANTS FROM A CEREAL BOX 166 00:05:31,581 --> 00:05:32,874 PUT YOU ON EASY STREET? 167 00:05:32,957 --> 00:05:35,626 CAN YOU NOT TAKE THE FUN OUT OF EVERYTHING, PLEASE. 168 00:05:35,710 --> 00:05:37,628 WELL, THE FUN'S OUT OF THIS ONE. 169 00:05:37,712 --> 00:05:40,923 I BIT INTO THAT STUPID PRIZE AND NEARLY LOST A TOOTH. 170 00:05:41,007 --> 00:05:41,883 I THREW IT AWAY. 171 00:05:41,966 --> 00:05:43,801 PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT YOUR TOOTH. 172 00:05:43,885 --> 00:05:46,721 HOW COULD YOU MISTAKE A PENDANT WRAPPED IN PLASTIC FOR CEREAL? 173 00:05:46,804 --> 00:05:48,181 THIS ISN'T THE FIRST TIME YOU'VE DONE THAT. 174 00:05:48,222 --> 00:05:49,640 [ Muffled yelping ] 175 00:05:51,517 --> 00:05:52,685 YES! 176 00:05:52,727 --> 00:05:56,606 NOW ALL I NEED IS THE BIG TOE AND I'M ON EASY STREET. 177 00:05:56,689 --> 00:05:57,482 UGH-H! 178 00:05:57,565 --> 00:05:59,609 OKAY, WELL I HAVE BIGGER THINGS ON MY MIND 179 00:05:59,692 --> 00:06:01,069 THAN YOUR MONKEY-BRAINED TOYS. 180 00:06:01,152 --> 00:06:02,987 THEY'RE NOT TOYS, THEY'RE PRIZES. 181 00:06:03,071 --> 00:06:04,155 FINE. 182 00:06:04,238 --> 00:06:06,616 I HAVE BIGGER THINGS ON MY MIND THAN COLLECTING PRIZES. 183 00:06:06,699 --> 00:06:08,868 I HAVE A TRIAL TO PREPARE FOR. 184 00:06:11,996 --> 00:06:13,998 I KNOW WHAT I'M COLLECTING NOW: 185 00:06:14,082 --> 00:06:14,999 REVENGE. 186 00:06:15,083 --> 00:06:16,042 HEH-HEH. 187 00:06:17,085 --> 00:06:18,169 HEY, MALLORY, 188 00:06:18,252 --> 00:06:19,128 JUST WHAT YOU ASKED FOR: 189 00:06:19,212 --> 00:06:21,798 A BROWNING-LEVESQUE ORIGINAL. 190 00:06:21,881 --> 00:06:23,716 WOW! I LOVE IT. 191 00:06:23,758 --> 00:06:26,719 I THOUGHT THAT WHEN I SAW IT IN YOUR COLLECTION LAST YEAR. 192 00:06:26,761 --> 00:06:30,807 I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT MY ORIGINAL, ORIGINAL WILL LOOK LIKE. 193 00:06:30,890 --> 00:06:33,059 I JUST HAVE A DEADLINE WITH MITZI MONROE 194 00:06:33,101 --> 00:06:34,560 SO I THOUGHT THAT MAYBE YOU COULD, 195 00:06:34,644 --> 00:06:35,394 YOU KNOW, JUST... 196 00:06:35,436 --> 00:06:37,939 OH, THE INTERNSHIP THAT WOULD BE OVER 197 00:06:38,022 --> 00:06:39,982 IF I DIDN'T FIND THOSE SKETCHES? 198 00:06:41,109 --> 00:06:44,862 I'M SURE YOU CAN FIT IN BOTH FOR A LIFESAVER, RIGHT? 199 00:06:44,946 --> 00:06:48,783 [ ♪♪♪ ] 200 00:06:48,866 --> 00:06:50,910 WHY COULDN'T I JUST GIVE HER THE GLASS OF WATER? 201 00:06:50,993 --> 00:06:52,662 NO, OF COURSE NOT. 202 00:06:52,745 --> 00:07:01,754 [ ♪♪♪ ] 203 00:07:01,838 --> 00:07:02,922 YOU'RE LATE. 204 00:07:03,005 --> 00:07:04,590 RAIN WAS INTERVIEWING ME OUTSIDE. 205 00:07:04,632 --> 00:07:06,926 I HAD TO BREAK HIS PENCIL WHEN HE BROUGHT UP OUR PAST. 206 00:07:06,968 --> 00:07:08,469 AND YOU'RE WEARING JEANS. 207 00:07:08,553 --> 00:07:09,637 SO? 208 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:11,472 IS THAT HOW YOU DRESS FOR COURT? 209 00:07:11,556 --> 00:07:13,015 NO, THIS IS HOW I DRESS FOR SCHOOL. 210 00:07:15,935 --> 00:07:16,853 LOOK AT ARDEN. 211 00:07:16,936 --> 00:07:18,104 SHE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A LAWYER. 212 00:07:18,187 --> 00:07:20,148 I'VE GOT THIS ONE IN THE BAG. 213 00:07:21,983 --> 00:07:23,526 I GUESS IT'S HARD TO FIND A LAWYER 214 00:07:23,609 --> 00:07:25,278 WHEN YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON WHO THINKS YOU'RE INNOCENT. 215 00:07:25,319 --> 00:07:28,531 FORTUNATELY, I WAS ABLE TO FIND AT LEAST ONE MORE. 216 00:07:28,614 --> 00:07:29,490 SORRY I'M LATE. 217 00:07:29,574 --> 00:07:30,992 I HAD TO FIELD QUESTIONS FROM THE PRESS GUY. 218 00:07:31,075 --> 00:07:31,951 HE IS VICIOUS. 219 00:07:32,034 --> 00:07:33,494 SOMEBODY BROKE HIS PENCIL. 220 00:07:33,578 --> 00:07:35,955 I'M GOING TO NEED A 10-MINUTE RECESS. 221 00:07:35,997 --> 00:07:36,956 RECESS GRANTED. 222 00:07:36,998 --> 00:07:39,584 [ Laughing ] YAY! RECESS! 223 00:07:39,667 --> 00:07:40,585 RECESS! 224 00:07:41,627 --> 00:07:42,587 Hal: YAY, RECESS! 225 00:07:44,672 --> 00:07:45,464 FOR THOSE OF YOU JUST JOINING US 226 00:07:45,506 --> 00:07:46,549 OUTSIDE THE R.B. BENNETT COURTROOM, 227 00:07:46,632 --> 00:07:49,802 CONTROVERSY HAS ROCKED THE HAWTHORNE-ALCOTT TRIAL. 228 00:07:49,886 --> 00:07:51,971 THE ANNOUNCEMENT OF HAL AS ARDEN'S LAWYER 229 00:07:52,013 --> 00:07:54,015 HAS STUNNED WHITBY'S LEGAL COMMUNITY, 230 00:07:54,098 --> 00:07:56,893 AS WELL AS CAFETERIA PATRONS AND GYM CLASS MEMBERS. 231 00:07:56,976 --> 00:08:00,021 NOW, ANY THOUGHTS ON THIS UNPRECEDENTED TURN OF EVENTS? 232 00:08:00,104 --> 00:08:01,814 ARDEN ALCOTT IS ATTEMPTING TO USE 233 00:08:01,856 --> 00:08:03,649 TRICKERY AND GRANDSTANDING TO WIN THIS CASE. 234 00:08:03,733 --> 00:08:04,525 AND IT'S THAT SAME PERSONALITY 235 00:08:04,609 --> 00:08:06,819 THAT MADE HER GUILTY IN THE FIRST PLACE. 236 00:08:06,903 --> 00:08:08,905 PLUS, I'VE SEEN HER REPRESENTATIVE'S REPORT CARDS 237 00:08:08,988 --> 00:08:10,740 AND THEY'RE NOT PRETTY. 238 00:08:10,823 --> 00:08:12,992 IN THE END, I KNOW THE TRUTH WILL BE TOLD. 239 00:08:13,034 --> 00:08:14,160 ARDEN! 240 00:08:14,202 --> 00:08:18,664 THIS WHOLE ORDEAL HAS BEEN INCREDIBLY DIFFICULT FOR ME. 241 00:08:18,748 --> 00:08:20,082 I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO BEING VINDICATED 242 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:22,960 AND TO RESUMING THE LIFE I HAD BEFORE... 243 00:08:23,044 --> 00:08:25,004 WITH A LITTLE MORE STATUS. 244 00:08:26,672 --> 00:08:28,007 AND WHAT OF THE LAB MICE? 245 00:08:28,049 --> 00:08:30,051 IF ONLY THEY COULD SPEAK. 246 00:08:30,134 --> 00:08:31,302 IF THEY COULD TALK, 247 00:08:31,385 --> 00:08:33,304 WHO DO YOU THINK THEY WOULD SAY IS GUILTY? 248 00:08:33,387 --> 00:08:34,597 ANYONE? 249 00:08:35,932 --> 00:08:37,725 GO ON, DON'T BE SHY. 250 00:08:38,643 --> 00:08:39,560 OKAY, NOW I WORKED ON THIS ALL LAST NIGHT, 251 00:08:39,644 --> 00:08:42,021 TIME I COULD HAVE SPENT ON MY INTERNSHIP PROJECT, 252 00:08:42,104 --> 00:08:44,982 TALKING ON THE PHONE, OR UPDATING MY MICHAEL BUBLE BLOG. 253 00:08:45,066 --> 00:08:46,025 BUT A DEAL'S A DEAL, 254 00:08:46,108 --> 00:08:48,319 SO I SPENT IT COMING UP WITH A DESIGN JUST FOR YOU. 255 00:08:48,402 --> 00:08:50,613 SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 256 00:08:50,696 --> 00:08:52,532 WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL, 257 00:08:52,615 --> 00:08:56,035 I USED TO DREAM THAT I'D WEAR A DRESS EXACTLY LIKE THIS. 258 00:08:56,118 --> 00:09:00,873 I WOULD WALK DOWN A PATH COVERED IN ROSE PETALS... 259 00:09:00,957 --> 00:09:02,833 OH, THE PATH, NOT ME, 260 00:09:02,917 --> 00:09:06,837 AND AT THE END OF THE PATH, A PRINCE WOULD BE WAITING. 261 00:09:06,921 --> 00:09:08,673 OH! I LOVE IT. 262 00:09:08,756 --> 00:09:09,799 THANK YOU! 263 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:12,301 UH... 264 00:09:13,928 --> 00:09:14,845 WELL... 265 00:09:14,929 --> 00:09:17,014 WELL, WHAT? 266 00:09:17,098 --> 00:09:19,767 EXCEPT FOR MAYBE THE BOW... 267 00:09:20,893 --> 00:09:22,728 AND THE... THE STITCHING, 268 00:09:22,770 --> 00:09:25,064 AND THE LENGTH IS... 269 00:09:25,147 --> 00:09:28,234 OH, AND THE MATERIAL. I DON'T... YEAH... 270 00:09:28,276 --> 00:09:30,861 SO WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU LOVE ABOUT IT? 271 00:09:30,945 --> 00:09:32,238 I LIKE THE COLOUR. 272 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:34,031 YELLOW IS MY FAVOURITE. 273 00:09:34,115 --> 00:09:36,826 ACTUALLY, THE COLOUR IS CALLED SAFFRON. 274 00:09:36,909 --> 00:09:37,868 OH. 275 00:09:38,911 --> 00:09:39,996 UH, THEN... 276 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:42,248 NOTHING. 277 00:09:42,290 --> 00:09:43,082 [ Sigh ] 278 00:09:43,124 --> 00:09:45,793 BUT, OKAY... DON'T LET ME SET YOU BACK. 279 00:09:45,876 --> 00:09:49,130 IF THERE'S ONE PERSON THAT CAN COME UP WITH THE PERFECT DRESS FOR ME, 280 00:09:49,213 --> 00:09:50,298 I KNOW IT'S YOU. 281 00:09:50,381 --> 00:09:51,632 THANKS, BUT... 282 00:09:51,716 --> 00:09:52,758 WITH ALL OF YOUR DEMANDS, 283 00:09:52,842 --> 00:09:54,677 AND MY INTERNSHIP TO WORRY ABOUT... 284 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:56,762 HEY, WHAT DO YOU SAY YOU, UH... 285 00:09:56,804 --> 00:09:59,140 HEAD OVER TO THE HOME EC ROOM AND GET CRACKING. 286 00:09:59,223 --> 00:10:02,852 [ ♪♪♪ ] 287 00:10:03,936 --> 00:10:05,271 SADIE HAWTHORNE. 288 00:10:05,354 --> 00:10:08,274 WHAT DO ANY OF US REALLY KNOW ABOUT SADIE HAWTHORNE? 289 00:10:08,357 --> 00:10:11,360 WE'RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT MORE THAN WE COULD HAVE EVER IMAGINED. 290 00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:12,945 [ Clearing of throat ] 291 00:10:12,987 --> 00:10:14,405 [ Reading ] "APRIL 7, 2004. 292 00:10:14,488 --> 00:10:16,866 TODAY, THE SICK RACCOON I NURSED BACK TO HEALTH 293 00:10:16,949 --> 00:10:18,784 WAS READY TO BE RELEASED INTO THE WILD. 294 00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:20,870 BE BRAVE, LITTLE RACCOON." 295 00:10:20,953 --> 00:10:23,122 YOU READ MY DIARY! DID NOT! 296 00:10:23,205 --> 00:10:25,750 [ Reading ] "I SAW OWEN AT THE WHITBY COMMONS AGAIN. 297 00:10:25,833 --> 00:10:27,710 I HOPE HE DIDN'T NOTICE MY PIMPLE." 298 00:10:27,793 --> 00:10:28,878 [ Laughter ] I OBJECT! 299 00:10:28,961 --> 00:10:30,963 Sadie: [ Voice over ] COOL. I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THAT. 300 00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:32,882 MISS HAWTHORNE, YOU'RE ON TRIAL. 301 00:10:32,965 --> 00:10:35,051 IN A COURTROOM, ONLY THE LAWYERS CAN OBJECT. 302 00:10:35,134 --> 00:10:37,803 I ASSURE YOU, MY LAWYER OBJECTS STRONGLY. 303 00:10:37,845 --> 00:10:38,846 IS THAT TRUE, MR. HARRISON? 304 00:10:38,929 --> 00:10:41,807 I OBJECT TO MY CLIENT'S OBJECTION. 305 00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:43,100 OTHER THAN THAT, EVERYTHING'S COOL. 306 00:10:43,184 --> 00:10:44,477 BESIDES, EVERYONE GETS A PIMPLE. 307 00:10:44,518 --> 00:10:45,644 [ Mixed laughter ] 308 00:10:46,729 --> 00:10:49,440 AND THAT IS EXACTLY THE TEMPER YOU'D EXPECT TO SEE 309 00:10:49,523 --> 00:10:51,942 FROM SOMEONE WHO, ON APRIL 25th, 310 00:10:52,026 --> 00:10:54,028 HAD A FIT OF RAGE OVER BITING INTO A FAKE FINGER 311 00:10:54,111 --> 00:10:55,154 FROM A CEREAL BOX. 312 00:10:55,237 --> 00:10:57,657 Sadie: [ Voice over ] I REALLY HAVE TO HIDE THAT DIARY. 313 00:10:58,491 --> 00:10:59,408 HEY, MARGARET. 314 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:01,327 I HAVE SOME GREAT NEWS. 315 00:11:01,410 --> 00:11:02,787 REALLY? YOU FOUND A DESIGNER 316 00:11:02,870 --> 00:11:03,829 YOU LIKE BETTER THAN ME? 317 00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:04,663 WHAT A BLOW! 318 00:11:04,747 --> 00:11:07,166 HOW AM I EVER GOING TO BOUNCE BACK? 319 00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:08,751 OH WELL. 320 00:11:08,834 --> 00:11:10,211 GIRL'S GOT TO DO WHAT A GIRL'S GO TO DO. 321 00:11:10,294 --> 00:11:12,171 MARGARET, THAT'S HILARIOUS. 322 00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:14,423 HOW DO YOU EVEN FIND TIME TO DESIGN MY DRESS 323 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:16,842 WHILE YOU'RE COMING UP WITH SUCH GREAT JOKES? 324 00:11:16,884 --> 00:11:17,802 GOOD NEWS! 325 00:11:17,885 --> 00:11:19,970 I JUST SPOKE TO MY MOM, 326 00:11:20,054 --> 00:11:21,013 AND THERE WAS A CANCELLATION 327 00:11:21,097 --> 00:11:23,057 AT THE BUSGANG BAR MITZVAH SO... 328 00:11:23,140 --> 00:11:25,059 WE'RE IN! 329 00:11:25,142 --> 00:11:28,979 THAT MEANS THAT I NEED THAT DRESS IN TWO DAYS. 330 00:11:29,063 --> 00:11:31,107 AND HOW IS THAT GOOD NEWS? 331 00:11:31,190 --> 00:11:33,192 BECAUSE THE BUSGANG BAR MITZVAH 332 00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:34,276 IS GOING TO ROCK. 333 00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:38,114 PLUS, A... A DEADLINE WILL HELP YOU 334 00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:41,033 KICK THAT CREATIVE GENIUS INTO HIGH GEAR. 335 00:11:41,075 --> 00:11:43,035 I KNOW THAT YOU CAN DO IT. 336 00:11:44,870 --> 00:11:46,038 OH... 337 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:47,415 I HOPE THAT'S NOT FOR ME. 338 00:11:47,498 --> 00:11:52,044 [ ♪♪♪ ] 339 00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:53,921 YOU LOVE ANIMALS, RIGHT? 340 00:11:54,004 --> 00:11:55,506 ABSOLUTELY. 341 00:11:55,589 --> 00:11:57,925 SO YOU WOULD NEVER LET LAB MICE OUT OF THEIR CAGES 342 00:11:58,008 --> 00:11:59,051 BECAUSE IT COULD BE HARMFUL TO THEM, RIGHT? 343 00:11:59,135 --> 00:12:01,053 I OBJECT. LEADING THE WITNESS. 344 00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:02,388 OBJECTION SUSTAINED. 345 00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:03,931 NOT FAIR! 346 00:12:04,014 --> 00:12:06,016 SUSTAINED MEANS I AGREE WITH YOU, HAL. 347 00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:07,435 OVERRULED IS WHEN I DON'T. 348 00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:09,478 OHHH... SUSTAIN-ERRIFIC! 349 00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:14,400 MR. HARRISON, PLEASE REPHRASE YOUR QUESTION. 350 00:12:14,483 --> 00:12:16,902 BUT, UH... THAT'S HOW I WANTED TO SAY IT. 351 00:12:16,944 --> 00:12:18,404 I'M NOT EXACTLY SURE HOW I SAID IT THE FIRST TIME. 352 00:12:18,446 --> 00:12:19,905 I'M PRETTY MUCH JUST WINGING IT UP HERE. 353 00:12:19,947 --> 00:12:21,407 WELL, ASK HER SOMETHING. 354 00:12:21,449 --> 00:12:22,366 GOT ANYTHING IN MIND? 355 00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:23,826 I CAN'T TELL YOU THAT. 356 00:12:23,909 --> 00:12:24,869 FINE. 357 00:12:27,121 --> 00:12:28,914 MISS HAWTHORNE... 358 00:12:28,956 --> 00:12:30,916 DID YOU REALLY BITE INTO A CEREAL BOX PRIZE? 359 00:12:30,958 --> 00:12:32,042 [ Mixed laughter ] 360 00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:34,086 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? 361 00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:35,379 IT'S CALLED "TRYING MY BEST." 362 00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:36,964 THEN TRY SOMEONE ELSE'S BEST. 363 00:12:37,047 --> 00:12:37,923 WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'M NOT TRYING? 364 00:12:38,007 --> 00:12:38,924 DURING OPENING STATEMENTS, 365 00:12:38,966 --> 00:12:41,010 YOU TOLD JUROR NUMBER SIX HE HAD A COOL HAT. 366 00:12:42,136 --> 00:12:43,304 YEAH, IT'S A SWEET HAT. 367 00:12:43,387 --> 00:12:44,305 WHERE DO YOU THINK HE GOT IT? 368 00:12:44,388 --> 00:12:45,806 WHO CARES WHERE HE GOT IT? 369 00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:47,475 LOOK, WHY DID YOU EVEN AGREE TO DO THIS? 370 00:12:47,558 --> 00:12:48,976 BECAUSE YOU ASKED ME TO. 371 00:12:49,059 --> 00:12:50,895 AND I THOUGHT THERE'D BE FREE SNACKS. 372 00:12:50,978 --> 00:12:51,854 OKAY, THIS MAY BE A JOKE TO YOU, 373 00:12:51,937 --> 00:12:53,814 BUT I'M TRYING TO DEFEND MYSELF AGAINST ARDEN. 374 00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:54,815 OH, COME ON. 375 00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:55,816 HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW IT WAS HER? 376 00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:56,734 ARE YOU KIDDING? 377 00:12:56,817 --> 00:12:57,568 THE ONLY REASON I ASKED YOU TO DEFEND ME 378 00:12:57,651 --> 00:12:59,361 IS BECAUSE I THOUGHT YOU BELIEVED ME. 379 00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:00,571 THE ONLY REASON YOU ASKED ME TO DEFEND YOU 380 00:13:00,654 --> 00:13:01,822 IS BECAUSE YOU STILL LIKE ME. 381 00:13:02,656 --> 00:13:04,950 I DO NOT LIKE YOU! 382 00:13:07,244 --> 00:13:08,245 UGH! 383 00:13:08,329 --> 00:13:09,371 [ Mixed exclamations ] 384 00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:12,958 OKAY, THAT'S TAKING LAWYER-CLIENT PRIVILEGE TOO FAR. 385 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,835 YOU TWO ARE OUT OF ORDER. 386 00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:16,045 THIS COURTROOM IS OUT OF ORDER. 387 00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:17,463 YOU'RE ALL OUT OF ORDER! 388 00:13:18,881 --> 00:13:20,841 LET'S TAKE A TEN-MINUTE RECESS. 389 00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:23,177 Sadie: [ Voice over ] YOU NEVER SEE THAT HAPPEN ON "JUDGE JUDY". 390 00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:26,931 FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE BEEN UNDER A ROCK 391 00:13:27,014 --> 00:13:28,015 THE PAST TEN MINUTES, 392 00:13:28,098 --> 00:13:30,559 A MAJOR SCANDAL HAS SHAKEN THE HAWTHORNE-ALCOTT TRIAL 393 00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:32,061 TO ITS VERY FOUNDATION. 394 00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:35,606 SO, NOW THAT YOU TWO 395 00:13:35,689 --> 00:13:37,983 HAVE STEAMED UP THE R.B. BENNETT COURTROOM, 396 00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:40,277 ANY CHANCE YOU'LL MAKE IT LEGAL? 397 00:13:40,361 --> 00:13:42,279 KISSING IN COURT IS NOT UNPRECEDENTED. 398 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:46,200 I CITE MAY VERSUS PICHERACK, 399 00:13:46,283 --> 00:13:48,953 WHERE A WITNESS AND A LAWYER KISSED FOR WAY LONGER THAN WE DID. 400 00:13:49,036 --> 00:13:50,287 PLUS THEY HELD HANDS. 401 00:13:50,371 --> 00:13:51,997 BUT THE TWO OF YOU HAVE ALSO BEEN SEEN 402 00:13:52,039 --> 00:13:54,041 PASSING NOTES AT YOUR TABLE. 403 00:13:54,124 --> 00:13:54,875 CARE TO COMMENT? 404 00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:57,044 EVERY CLIENT DOES THAT WITH THEIR LAWYER. 405 00:13:57,127 --> 00:13:59,296 BUT DO THEY DOT THEIR Is WITH HEARTS? 406 00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:00,339 THE PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW. 407 00:14:00,422 --> 00:14:01,423 WELL, YOU CAN TELL THE PEOPLE 408 00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:03,467 THAT WE ARE NOT BACK TOGETHER. 409 00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:05,511 ABSOLUTELY NOT. 410 00:14:05,594 --> 00:14:07,012 THERE'S AN OLD SAYING: 411 00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:08,847 "ONE WHO DEFENDS ONESELF IN COURT 412 00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:10,349 HAS A FOOL FOR A CLIENT." 413 00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:13,185 WHEREAS, SHE WHO KISSES HER LAWYER IN COURT... 414 00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:16,230 [ Sigh ] IS THE MUCH BIGGER FOOL. 415 00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:21,277 SO, IF YOU AND BEN AREN'T BACK TOGETHER, 416 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:24,113 WHAT EFFECT DO YOU SEE THE KISS HAVING ON THE TRIAL? 417 00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:25,656 NONE, IN THEORY. 418 00:14:25,739 --> 00:14:27,408 BUT IN LIGHT OF RECENT EVENTS, 419 00:14:27,491 --> 00:14:30,035 I WILL BE DEFENDING MYSELF. 420 00:14:30,077 --> 00:14:31,245 JUROR NUMBER SIX WANTS TO KNOW 421 00:14:31,328 --> 00:14:33,205 IF THERE'S ANY CHANCE THAT... 422 00:14:33,247 --> 00:14:35,082 YOU'LL KISS HIM TOO. 423 00:14:35,165 --> 00:14:37,167 THE GUY WITH THE STUPID HAT? 424 00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:38,252 I DON'T THINK SO. 425 00:14:38,335 --> 00:14:41,130 FROM HERE ON, THIS WILL BE STRICTLY BY THE BOOK. 426 00:14:41,213 --> 00:14:43,507 SO I'M NOT KISSING ANYONE ELSE! 427 00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:44,633 [ Sigh ] 428 00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:45,884 [ Stammering ] 429 00:14:48,095 --> 00:14:49,972 HMM... 430 00:14:50,055 --> 00:14:50,973 WELL... 431 00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:53,601 INTERESTING. 432 00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:55,227 INTERESTING "GOOD"? 433 00:14:55,269 --> 00:14:57,187 INTERESTING "BAD"? 434 00:14:57,271 --> 00:14:58,147 INTERESTING "IT'S PERFECT, 435 00:14:58,230 --> 00:15:00,065 AND WE CAN FINALLY GET THIS THING OVER WITH"? 436 00:15:00,107 --> 00:15:01,650 JUST SAY IT. SAY IT QUICKLY, 437 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:03,235 LIKE YOU'RE PULLING OFF A BANDAGE. 438 00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:04,320 THIS IS THE DRESS. 439 00:15:05,362 --> 00:15:07,031 REALLY? Y-YOU MEAN IT? 440 00:15:07,114 --> 00:15:09,241 YOU'RE NOT JUST GOING TO CHANGE YOUR MIND? 441 00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:11,076 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TELL ME YOU'RE ALLERGIC TO THE COLOUR 442 00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:12,578 OR IT REMINDS YOU OF THE DRESS 443 00:15:12,661 --> 00:15:14,204 YOUR AUNTIE RACHEL WORE TO SEDER? 444 00:15:14,288 --> 00:15:15,205 NO. 445 00:15:15,289 --> 00:15:17,374 THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED. 446 00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:20,377 I'M GOING TO BE THE BELLE OF THE BAR MITZVAH. 447 00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:21,754 I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE IT ON ME. 448 00:15:21,795 --> 00:15:24,340 AND I CAN'T WAIT TO MAKE IT FOR YOU. 449 00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:25,507 YES! 450 00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:29,511 [ ♪♪♪ ] 451 00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:31,931 OH... TOO MUCH? 452 00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:33,307 YEAH, BUT... 453 00:15:33,390 --> 00:15:35,059 KEEP DOING IT, IT'S KIND OF FUNNY. 454 00:15:35,142 --> 00:15:36,226 [ Squealing ] 455 00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:38,103 [ ♪♪♪ ] 456 00:15:38,145 --> 00:15:40,522 I CALL TO THE STAND, THE HELPLESS VICTIM OF ALL THIS, 457 00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:42,441 ARDEN ALCOTT. 458 00:15:42,524 --> 00:15:44,443 GET YOUR GRUBBY MATH BOOK AWAY FROM ME. 459 00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:47,529 MS. ALCOTT, BEFORE WE PROCEED, 460 00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:49,615 YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT IF YOU WANTED TO FIRE ME WITH A KISS, 461 00:15:49,698 --> 00:15:51,408 I WON'T SUE YOU FOR WRONGFUL DISMISSAL. 462 00:15:51,492 --> 00:15:53,494 DULY NOTED. 463 00:15:53,577 --> 00:15:55,996 NOW, AS YOU KNOW, RELEASING LAB MICE FROM THEIR CAGES 464 00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:58,457 IS A LONG-TIME OUTLAWED MILITARY PRACTICE 465 00:15:58,499 --> 00:16:00,376 CALLED "OPERATION RODENT THUNDER." 466 00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:01,502 I'VE NEVER HEARD THAT. 467 00:16:01,585 --> 00:16:03,712 TRUST ME, IT IS. 468 00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,673 NOW, MISS ALCOTT, I ASK YOU THIS QUESTION, ONCE AND FOR ALL. 469 00:16:05,756 --> 00:16:07,800 DID YOU PERFORM OPERATION RODENT THUNDER? 470 00:16:07,841 --> 00:16:10,094 NO. WELL THEN, WHY ARE YOU A SUSPECT? 471 00:16:10,177 --> 00:16:11,512 IT WAS MY MORNING TO FEED THE MICE 472 00:16:11,595 --> 00:16:13,472 AND HAWTHORNE, NOT YOU, YOUR SISTER, 473 00:16:13,555 --> 00:16:14,473 DIDN'T THINK I WOULD DO IT 474 00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:16,767 BECAUSE SHE BELIEVED I WAS CREEPED OUT BY THEM. 475 00:16:16,850 --> 00:16:18,227 SO, DID YOU FEED THE MICE? 476 00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:19,687 I DID. 477 00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:21,271 BUT WHEN SHE WENT TO CHECK IF I'D DONE IT, 478 00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:22,773 SHE SAID THE MICE WERE GONE. 479 00:16:22,856 --> 00:16:24,483 I KNOW THAT THEY WERE THERE WHEN I LEFT. 480 00:16:24,566 --> 00:16:26,068 Hal: AND THESE MICE IN QUESTION, 481 00:16:26,151 --> 00:16:27,194 DID YOU GET CREEPED OUT BY THEM? 482 00:16:27,277 --> 00:16:28,654 NO, I THOUGHT THEY WERE CUTE. 483 00:16:28,737 --> 00:16:30,781 I EVEN CREATED A WAY TO TELL THEM APART. 484 00:16:30,864 --> 00:16:31,907 REALLY? 485 00:16:31,990 --> 00:16:34,118 WELL, I'M SURE WE'D ALL LIKE TO HEAR HOW YOU DID THAT. 486 00:16:34,201 --> 00:16:35,327 SIMPLE. 487 00:16:35,369 --> 00:16:36,662 I PUT PENDANTS AROUND THEIR NECKS. 488 00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:38,038 YOU KNOW, LIKE THE KIND YOU FIND 489 00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:39,748 AS PRIZES IN A CEREAL BOX. 490 00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:40,749 Hal: INTERESTING. 491 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,000 DID YOU HAVE ALL FIVE? 492 00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:45,462 [ ♪♪♪ ] 493 00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:47,047 [ Sighing ] 494 00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:51,051 PLEASE TELL ME I POKED A HOLE IN YOU 495 00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:53,053 AND NOW YOU'RE DEFLATING. 496 00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:54,263 I DON'T MEAN TO BE A PAIN... 497 00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:56,515 WAY TOO LATE FOR THAT. 498 00:16:56,598 --> 00:16:59,435 BUT IT DOESN'T LOOK MUCH LIKE THE SKETCH... 499 00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:00,686 DOES IT? 500 00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:01,687 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 501 00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:04,064 IT'S EXACTLY LIKE THE SKETCH. 502 00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:05,357 YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT. 503 00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:06,608 TRUST ME, I'M RIGHT. 504 00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:09,528 I AM SO, SO RIGHT. 505 00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:12,614 MAYBE BECAUSE THE SKETCH WAS SO SMALL, 506 00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:16,326 I COULDN'T TELL HOW WEIRD THIS BOW IS... 507 00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:17,828 THE BOW? OKAY. 508 00:17:17,911 --> 00:17:22,124 OR... OR HOW LONG THESE SLEEVES WERE. 509 00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:23,125 SLEEVES TOO LONG? 510 00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:24,209 OKAY. 511 00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:25,127 WHAT ELSE? 512 00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:26,754 SAY THE WORD AND THE ZIPPER'S HISTORY TOO. 513 00:17:26,837 --> 00:17:28,380 [ Gasping ] 514 00:17:28,422 --> 00:17:30,424 IT'S ABSOLUTELY PERFECT. 515 00:17:30,507 --> 00:17:31,800 YOU'VE OUTDONE YOURSELF. 516 00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:33,802 YOU KNOW WHAT? 517 00:17:36,847 --> 00:17:37,639 IT'S NOT BAD. 518 00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:39,892 YOU MAY JUST HAVE PUSHED ME INTO MAKING 519 00:17:39,933 --> 00:17:42,102 ONE OF MY BEST DESIGNS EVER. 520 00:17:43,395 --> 00:17:44,688 SO, UH... 521 00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:46,106 DO YOU DO HATS? 522 00:17:47,816 --> 00:17:50,486 I WOULD LIKE TO CALL A SURPRISE WITNESS TO THE STAND. 523 00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:52,321 PFFFT! THIS OUGHT TO BE GOOD. 524 00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:53,363 HAL HAWTHORNE. 525 00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:57,576 I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF CHEAP THEATRICS YOU'RE TRYING TO PULL. 526 00:17:57,618 --> 00:17:58,786 JUST TAKE THE STAND. 527 00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:05,876 I JUST WANT TO SAY TO MY ESTEEMED COLLEAGUE 528 00:18:05,959 --> 00:18:07,294 THAT IF SHE ATTEMPTS TO KISS ME, 529 00:18:07,377 --> 00:18:09,129 IT'LL BE PRETTY GROSS. 530 00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:10,506 [ Mixed laughter ] 531 00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:11,757 THAT'S FUNNY. 532 00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:13,759 YOU LIKE TO MAKE JOKES, DON'T YOU, HAL? 533 00:18:13,842 --> 00:18:15,260 YEAH, SURE. WHO DOESN'T? 534 00:18:15,302 --> 00:18:16,512 WELL, BESIDES YOU. 535 00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:19,348 HOW ABOUT THE WAY ARDEN PUT CEREAL PRIZES 536 00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:21,391 AROUND THE NECK OF THE LAB MICE TO TELL THEM APART? 537 00:18:21,475 --> 00:18:22,810 IS THAT FUNNY TOO? 538 00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:24,436 I DON'T GET THE CONNECTION, BUT SURE. 539 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:25,604 IT'S NOT COMIC GOLD, 540 00:18:25,687 --> 00:18:27,356 IT'S SORT OF "CUTE" FUNNY. 541 00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:30,526 AND THE WAY YOU LIKE TO RIFLE THROUGH CEREAL BOXES FOR PRIZES 542 00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:32,236 IN AN ATTEMPT TO COLLECT ALL FIVE? 543 00:18:32,319 --> 00:18:34,321 FUNNY "HA-HA" OR FUNNY "STRANGE"? 544 00:18:34,404 --> 00:18:35,280 WHA... WHAT'S STRANGE ABOUT THAT? 545 00:18:35,322 --> 00:18:36,824 I... I'VE DONE THAT SINCE I WAS LITTLE. 546 00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:37,741 HALF THE WORLD DOES. 547 00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:39,493 DO YOU WANT TO PUT THEM ON THE STAND TOO? 548 00:18:39,576 --> 00:18:40,869 YOU WERE FOUR AWAY FROM HAVING THE SET 549 00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:42,454 OF ALL FIVE CEREAL PRIZES, 550 00:18:42,496 --> 00:18:43,622 THE VERY SAME PENDANTS 551 00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:45,624 THAT YOUR CLIENT PLACED ON THE MICE, TO TELL THEM APART. 552 00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:47,543 Ms. Mann: HAL'S NOT ON TRIAL HERE. 553 00:18:47,626 --> 00:18:49,461 YOU'D BETTER BE ASKING A QUESTION, MISS HAWTHORNE. 554 00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:51,463 OTHERWISE, YOU'LL BE IN CONTEMPT OF COURT. 555 00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:53,173 DID YOU LET THE LAB MICE OUT OF THEIR CAGES? 556 00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:54,466 I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE ASKING ME. 557 00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:58,136 FINE. DID YOU PERFORM OPERATION RODENT THUNDER? 558 00:18:58,220 --> 00:18:59,179 MISS HAWTHORNE, YOU'VE BEEN WARNED. 559 00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:00,722 YOU WANTED THOSE PRIZES, RIGHT? 560 00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:02,558 YOU WERE ENTITLED TO THEM, WEREN'T YOU? 561 00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:04,309 AND NOW SOME LAB MICE WERE ALL THAT STOOD 562 00:19:04,351 --> 00:19:05,561 BETWEEN YOU AND EASY STREET. 563 00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:07,312 DID YOU PERFORM OPERATION RODENT THUNDER? 564 00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:08,814 YOU'D BETTER BELIEVE I DID! 565 00:19:08,897 --> 00:19:09,898 [ Gasps ] 566 00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:13,944 BAILIFF, PLEASE ESCORT MR. HAWTHORNE TO DETENTION. 567 00:19:14,027 --> 00:19:15,737 WHAT... WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 568 00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:17,239 HEY, GET OFF ME! 569 00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:18,824 I JUST... I JUST WANTED TO COLLECT ALL FIVE! 570 00:19:18,907 --> 00:19:20,826 SADIE WOULDN'T LET ME COLLECT ALL FIVE! 571 00:19:20,868 --> 00:19:22,244 I WAS ON EASY STREET! 572 00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:24,371 I WAS ON EASY STREET! 573 00:19:24,454 --> 00:19:25,747 NO-O-O! 574 00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:27,040 THESE ARE REALLY GOOD. 575 00:19:27,124 --> 00:19:29,835 EVEN BETTER THAN THE ONES I WAS GOING TO USE IN MY INTERNSHIP. 576 00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:33,505 YOU FORCING ME TO MAKE SO MANY SKETCHES ACTUALLY HELPED. 577 00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:34,882 I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS PUSHING YOU. 578 00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:36,925 BUT HEY, IF IT TOOK YOUR WORK TO ANOTHER LEVEL, 579 00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,176 I'M HAPPY TO HEAR IT. 580 00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:41,013 AND I'VE LEARNED TO GUARD MY SKETCHBOOK WITH MY LIFE. 581 00:19:41,054 --> 00:19:42,973 WHERE DID YOU FIND IT ANYWAY? 582 00:19:43,056 --> 00:19:44,975 OH, IT WAS IN MY LOCKER. 583 00:19:45,058 --> 00:19:47,811 YOU DO REMEMBER WHEN I BORROWED IT, RIGHT? 584 00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:49,855 NO, I REMEMBER IT BEING ON MY DESK 585 00:19:49,938 --> 00:19:52,566 AND THEN THE NEXT MINUTE I DIDN'T KNOW WHERE IT WAS. 586 00:19:52,649 --> 00:19:56,528 OH, HUH! THAT MUST HAVE BEEN WHEN I BORROWED IT. 587 00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:59,406 BUT HEY, AT LEAST YOU GOT IT BACK, RIGHT? 588 00:19:59,489 --> 00:20:01,241 OH, THAT REMINDS ME. 589 00:20:01,325 --> 00:20:04,244 I, UH, I FOUND THAT... THAT BELT BUCKLE THAT YOU LOST. 590 00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:07,998 HUH! THIS ISN'T MINE. 591 00:20:08,081 --> 00:20:09,208 SURE IT IS. 592 00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:10,667 I FOUND IT IN YOUR LOCKER 593 00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:12,711 AND YOU WERE WEARING IT LAST WEEK. 594 00:20:12,794 --> 00:20:14,671 WELL, IT HAS YOUR INITIALS ON IT. 595 00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:16,006 M.B.L. 596 00:20:16,089 --> 00:20:17,257 M.B.L.? 597 00:20:17,341 --> 00:20:19,801 THAT COULD BE ANYTHING. MARY-BETH LEWIS, 598 00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:21,887 MARITIME BUREAU OF LUMBERJACKS... 599 00:20:23,096 --> 00:20:24,389 MUSKOKA BEAVER LOBBY. 600 00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:27,809 HEY, YOU KNOW MY HAT SIZE, RIGHT? 601 00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:32,731 [ ♪♪♪ ] 602 00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:34,942 I CAN'T BELIEVE HAL WOULDN'T GRANT ME AN INTERVIEW. 603 00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:37,236 I HAVE A RESPONSIBILITY TO THE PEOPLE. 604 00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:37,986 MAYBE HE'LL GIVE YOU THE SCOOP 605 00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:40,364 WHEN HE GETS OUT OF DETENTION. 606 00:20:40,447 --> 00:20:42,783 I COULD GET THE INTERVIEW FROM DETENTION. 607 00:20:42,866 --> 00:20:44,993 "RAIN PAPADAKIS EXPLORES THE CRIMINAL MIND 608 00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:46,745 FROM THE INNER WALLS." 609 00:20:46,828 --> 00:20:48,830 I SHOULD GET GOING BEFORE HE SELLS THE BOOK RIGHTS. 610 00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:53,794 [ ♪♪♪ ] 611 00:20:53,877 --> 00:20:55,379 HEY, HAWTHORNE. 612 00:20:55,462 --> 00:20:56,922 NICE JOB IN THERE. 613 00:20:57,005 --> 00:20:58,966 NOT TOO BAD YOURSELF. 614 00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:02,386 HEY, THAT PART ABOUT YOU THINKING THE MICE WERE CUTE. 615 00:21:02,469 --> 00:21:03,679 DID YOU MEAN THAT 616 00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:05,055 OR WERE YOU JUST PLAYING TO THE JURY? 617 00:21:05,138 --> 00:21:06,556 THAT'S MY LITTLE SECRET. 618 00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,600 BESIDES, THERE ARE MANY THINGS IN THIS WORLD 619 00:21:08,642 --> 00:21:10,560 THAT ARE WAY CUTER THAN MICE. 620 00:21:10,644 --> 00:21:15,607 [ ♪♪♪ ] 621 00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:17,526 SO YOU WON YOUR FIRST CASE. 622 00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:19,278 MY FIRST AND LAST ONE. 623 00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:20,946 DIDN'T GET TOO HOT UP THERE FOR YOU, DID IT? 624 00:21:21,029 --> 00:21:23,073 OH, YOU MEAN WHEN YOU AND ME... 625 00:21:23,156 --> 00:21:24,449 I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE BATTLE, IS ALL. 626 00:21:24,491 --> 00:21:25,742 OH, YEAH. ME TOO. 627 00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:27,494 I MEAN, IT COULD HAPPEN TO ANYONE. 628 00:21:28,829 --> 00:21:31,498 [ Chuckling ] OKAY, VIRTUALLY NO ONE. 629 00:21:31,581 --> 00:21:33,083 SO, WE'RE JUST FRIENDS, RIGHT? 630 00:21:33,166 --> 00:21:34,084 OF COURSE. 631 00:21:34,167 --> 00:21:35,085 WE'RE JUST FRIENDS. 632 00:21:35,168 --> 00:21:36,336 IT'S AN OPEN AND SHUT CASE. 633 00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:37,671 I DON'T KNOW, RED. 634 00:21:37,754 --> 00:21:38,797 THE JURY MAY STILL BE OUT ON THAT ONE. 635 00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:40,966 HOW MUCH LONGER ARE WE GOING TO SPEAK IN LEGAL JARGON? 636 00:21:41,049 --> 00:21:42,509 UNTIL THEY THROW THE BOOK AT ME. 637 00:21:42,592 --> 00:21:44,886 CAN WE PLEASE TAKE A FIVE-MINUTE RECESS FROM THIS? 638 00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:47,055 Sadie: [ Voice over ] SO, MAYBE CRIME DOESN'T PAY. 639 00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:48,515 BUT ON THIS AFTERNOON, 640 00:21:48,598 --> 00:21:51,059 IT CERTAINLY MADE THINGS A LOT MORE... 641 00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:52,644 INTERESTING. 642 00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:58,400 [ ♪♪♪ ]